I got behind this week and all of a sudden it was time to put in the DJ post and with me without a topic. We have gone over a lot of ground this week, but we haven’t really gotten to Stormy Daniels and her accusations. We have a sitting US President and a porn star and hush money.  Kind of a cool trifecta of sleaze.  Much more interesting than the Olympics this time.  Well, except for Santino, maybe.

She is claiming that she has a stained dress like Monica Lewinsky.  Trump’s lawyer claims to have paid the hush money personally.  Novelist Carl Hiassen has a recurring character called “Skink”.  Skink is a disgraced former governor of Florida that lives in a shack and carries a bufo toad in his pocket that he occasionally pulls out and licks for hallucinogenic effect.  You think that you can’t make this stuff up, but apparently anything can be believable at this moment in time.  One day Trump is just going to pull a toad out of his pocket and lick it during a speech and later deny he did it.  They will call it “lens flare” or some shit. Or, “Rubio-style water”.

Politically, this isn’t actually that juicy.  I mean, does anyone really believe that he is faithful?  The days that some long ago forgotten affair sinking a politician are about over anyway.  It is a bit quaint when a politician resigns in the face of scandal.  Just refuse to admit wrongdoing and move on.  The American attention span has been reduced to about 3 seconds and they will forget about it in no time.  Just send them a card with a pic of your family to remind them of what a “values-based” candidate you are.

The other thing is, it is as yet unproven.  If there is a dress with a stain, perhaps there will be some proof, but for now we must be content with Trump’s lawyer’s payment to Stormy for not having sex and Stormy’s accusations.

I have to keep this short and sweet this week.  I have family coming in town starting tomorrow and I am woefully unprepared.

  1. Toad Licking – I have been reacquainting myself with psychedelica from the 60’s and 70’s and it seems like there is some hint of resurgence.  I found some during Thrill’s DJ post a few weeks ago.  I hope so.  Current music is mostly shit and we need to revive the 60’s/90’s again.  I include trip-hop in this category as well.
  2. Sex we probably should avoid whilst married – songs about porn, porn stars, hookers and one-night stands, Tinder hookups.
  3. Sports – The Olympics are in full swing.  Let’s hear it for the Winter Games.  Play songs about sports and competition.

Bonus – See if you can tie all of them together in one song.  I know you guys can do it!

Here is the playlist:

Here are this week’s dedications:

Thrill –The Low Spark Of High-Heeled Boys

Zurvan – Chariots of Fire

Santino –  Big Empty

Grendel – One Night Stands

Spootyjim – In The Court Of The Crimson King

WVR – Findum Fuckum and Flee

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Santino

Well, except for Santino, maybe.

If there’s one thing that can surpass sports, it’s porn!!

The Ultra Spiritual Life intro was great.

Who’s going to win the hockey gold? You don’t think it’ll be the pasty white apologetic Canadians again do you?

Brilliant!

#1 – Can’t do psychedelic without some Pink Floyd – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJh9OLlXenM

#2 – Blink 182 – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7hhDINyBP0

#3 The official song from the 2012 London Olympics, from the greatest rock band in the world – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HqcNX7KgiA

Santino

Tool – Hooker With A Penis

I need to add Tool to my music collection. Like pfluffy, I lament the lack of good rock these days. I recently added Death From Above which I’ve been very happy about. Any recommendations on an album or two?

blameme

Album recommendations for Tool? Usually I recommend Aenima, but I think you can handle Lateralus . You’re playing on “advanced”.

Try this one, it’s your style: The Patient – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfCL2ewraqo

And for epic scales that more than match anything in the Muse discography, you can’t go wrong with the title track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDlC7oG_2W4

Both of these videos have the LSD-induced light shows, so they’re in theme.

This is from Lateralus and got a lot of airplay.

Ha! We know each other too well sometimes.

Santino

Thanks for the recommendations! I can finally use my iTunes gift card from Christmas.

A little Van Halen….

Alright, new blood! Which reminds me, I think this can fit as a #2 – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LetJHQ_V05o

Zurvan

Hitting all three is a tall order. While We Didn’t Start the Fire has a number of sports references, it doesn’t specifically mention the Olympics. so I’ll give myself a score of 2.5.

I’m fully engaged on claiming the Bonus. But yeah, it’s a tall order. I got two here: Psychedalia and Inapproriate Sex.

Wet Stuff by Folk Implosion – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_S7yNaEyo0

Okay, I’m back. Notify Rosenstein that he’s not allowed to announce indictments on Fridays anymore.

Edge of the World by Faith No More – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpUKVfU3A2E

Doesn’t get much more inappropriate than when you’re 40 years older than she is.

Here’s a good one for pfluffy.

Mandolin Man by Donovan – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uocMJBb4eOU

No actual mandolin in the song though. PSYCHE!

STILL trying to claim the bonus. I’m starting to think pfluffy was fucking with us.

Color Me Badd – I Wanna Sex You Up

That song is badass. Judge me.

What’s the consensus on getting down in a Burger King bathroom?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y38Ec57yMG8

HEY! This song is loaded with date-rape.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63ZIf2H9S0E

Not sure how I got stuck on 90’s hip hop, but there it is.

Hey, nothing says that DJ threads have to end on Friday night. I’m actually surprised they don’t carry on for days. If you think of a song on Tuesday, no reason you can’t throw it in.

I just want to kill the myth that DJ threads are only for Friday. I listen to music every day and I’m always looking for the new stuff.

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