And here is the next contestant on “Go Woke, Go Broke”…
To be honest, I have no idea who even watches Miss America. Someone who replied to me on social media said that it’s mostly women who do, so I guess they’re happy with the change. Instead of evening gowns and swimsuits, what do we have to look forward to? I’m guessing sweatpants and social justice politics.
The organization is also getting rid of the evening gown portion of the competition and instead asking contestants to wear attire that makes them feel confident and expresses their personal style. The contestants will also discuss how they will advance their chosen causes, called “social impact initiatives” by the Miss America Organization.
Okay, that sounds…painful. Good luck with all that.
In the spirit of inclusivity, I hope that Miss America will soon be courageous enough to admit some contestants that appeal to pansexuals. I know of one who is definitely interested in these “social impact initiatives”.
*Pictured: Totally not something from an iconic pop culture institution that destroyed itself with drastic changes the fans disapproved of and social justice politics