No matter how generous the social welfare program, some folks are just too lazy to cash that check. That, or their own sense of dignity precludes handouts. Here is mom and dad being responsible and bringing home the bacon. It’s just gets better and better;

This happened last week, in Canada of all places.

Here is a higher resolution video;

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First off, I don’t think this was a robbery, it was shoplifting. I did not see a weapon and the video shows no threat of violence towards the store clerk.

We could count at least a dozen things this “officer” did wrong. Everyone there is damn lucky that this did not escalate into something more dangerous. This is probably attributed to everyone collectively doing everything wrong. The store clerk is the only one that comes away unscathed in this regard.

Notice how that guy runs away leaving his girlfriend to fend for herself, what a pussy. Then he comes back and arms himself with a bag of sunflower seeds, 40 cal. sunflower seeds.

Then the officer tazes the guy after he resists, but what kind of weak ass taser is he using since the guy gets right back up? Canadians, but American forchrisakes.

Notice that the officer is so fixed on the guy that he has no clue what the girls is doing, atrocious officer safety techniques. She could have circled round and dropped a cash register on his head. But even while the guy is struggling with the electricity surging through his nervous system, the officer does not cuff him, what a gonad. Are these guys running the law reinforcement training up there;

So now the chase is back on, with girlfriend doing her best Spiderman impression.

And, like the typical drunk driver that manages to walk away unhurt while he T-bones a family of 4 in a minivan, dumb-ass girlfriend falls through the roof yet bounces back to her feet with a ,”Oops, my bad”.

A happy ending in the end, 5 officers needed to handle two stupid shoplifters with no one shot or hurt. The girl did lose a left tennis shoe, a Go-Fund me page will be up shortly.

5 comments

  1. More monetary damage was done to the store during the arrest of the suspects than the value of the items they were trying to steal.

  2. She could have circled round and dropped a cash register on his head.

    Judging by the video, I don’t think he really needed to worry about that. Like you said, it was a shoplift, not a robbery so I don’t think anyone was in any imminent danger.

    the officer does not cuff him, what a gonad

    It looks like he tried a couple of times, but backed off when the hoser moved.

    A happy ending in the end, 5 officers needed to handle two stupid shoplifters with no one shot or hurt.

    Don’t see anything wrong with that outcome. I don’t think much more force was needed for some lowlife petty criminals.

    dumb-ass girlfriend falls through the roof yet bounces back to her feet with a ,”Oops, my bad”.

    Holy shit, that was totally unexpected. I still can’t stop laughing at that!!! 🙂 🙂

    a left tennis shoe

    You mean running shoe, it’s Canada eh.

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