Hey Mr DJ: Hot Stuff Edition

As it turns out, we’ve wrecked the Earth.  All of you in the Northern Hemisphere might have noticed that it’s been raging hot outside this week.  Flaming hot.  Very gay hot.

Yes, yes, I know.  “Weather isn’t the same as climate,” you say.  You know, unless you need to point to several days of weather to prove or disprove global climate change.  Whichever you prefer.

We did nothing this Independence Day at my house.  Usually, we grill out but it was too stupidly hot.  I’ve barely left the house all week, to be honest.  It’s all part of how curmudgeonly I’ve become: fuck the Summer.  I’ve also barely been on the blog because of how short-tempered I am over it.  Hot-tempered, perhaps.  Downright mercurial.

Let’s keep it simple this week.  The theme is “heat”.  Can be fire, songs about stoves, or hot cross buns.  I don’t care. Run with it.  Be imaginative.  Just don’t ask me to go outside.  I don’t care if the birdbath is empty; the finches can fend for themselves.

Sweatications!

CMNZ – Superheated by New Order

Rich Taylor – Sunstroke by Jason Isbell

pfluffy – Hot Pants by James Brown

Santino – Scorch the Ground by Seabound

Zurvan – Soul on Fire by Third Day 

Grendel – Fire Woman by The Cult

WVR – Burn You Up, Burn You Down by Peter Gabriel

One more.  I know you’re around, spootyjim.  I saw you.  Some Like It Hot (Power Station cover) by Bless the Machete

On the plus side, the crippling heat is keeping American civil warmongering impulses safely in check.  Even if you throw a cold drink in someone’s face for wearing the “wrong” hat, you’re technically doing him a favor.

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12 comments

  1. It’s hot out there. Damn hot:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DA7OuOIz1do

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn-8n4QKUS4

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lndY471xiA8

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biNJhJUC5WE

    Although it doesn’t seem to be as hot where I am compared to earlier this week. Had steak & chicken at my brother’s for the Fourth.

    But it hasn’t stopped the news. Scott Pruitt is looking for a new gig, Trump is causing outrage and panic in the media with a Supreme Court nominee he hasn’t even picked yet, Ed Schultz passed away, and and World Trade War One seems to be on.

  2. Walking on the Sun – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQj–Kjn0z8

    For some reason we have been spared in South Georgia. We even played nine holes of golf in the afternoon. We head back to Atlanta today, once we get packed up. I am the same, though. I don’t leave the house much in the summer. My carefully planted garden goes to weedy shit.

  4. Ed Schultz passed away

    Had to look up who he was. Here is what its says about his death on Wikipedia.

    “Schultz’s death was announced on July 5, 2018. According to unconfirmed reports, he died of Assholeitis”

  12. Hot Hot Hot – Buster Poindexter
    On the Lip of a Volcano – The New York Dolls
    Burn – Three Days Grace
    Burning Down the House – The Talking Heads
    Fire Water Burn – The Bloodhound Gang
    The Devil Went Down to Georgia – Primus
    Sex on Fire – Kings of Leon
    Island in the Sun – Weezer
    Fuel – Metallica
    This Fire – Killswitch Engage
    Put it to the Torch – Hatebreed
    Walk With Me in Hell – Lamb of God
    The Thunder Rolls – All That Remains
    I am the Fire – Halestorm
    Cowboys from Hell – Pantera
    The Devil and I – Slipknot
    Smooth – Santana

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