So this happened this week…
“Federal Judge throws out Stormy Danials lawsuit versus Trump. Trump is entitled to full legal fees.” @FoxNews Great, now I can go after Horseface and her 3rd rate lawyer in the Great State of Texas. She will confirm the letter she signed! She knows nothing about me, a total con!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 16, 2018
Horseface? Well, you banged her. Sounds like a wicked case of buyer’s remorse or something similar.
Nonetheless, there’s something insanely funny about someone getting sued by someone else for defamation, winning, and then throwing on more defamation at the plaintiff. Regardless of what it means for politics, it makes for great entertainment. Let’s be entertained with these categories:
- Slanderous Sonnets – Insults. I’d specifically like songs that are written and performed to be critical of actual, other people. Taylor Swift has a bunch of these, I think.
- A Whore is a Horse, Of Course, Of Course – Literal horses, either in the title or whatever. They’re beautiful creatures, no matter what the president says.
- Non-Disclosure Agreement Lovers, That’s What We Are – We can’t forget what got Trump and Stormy in this fix in the first place. If you don’t have it in you to join in on the defamation, then let’s talk about some sexy, illicit affairs and other unhealthy relationships. Even when they go hilariously bad in the end, they can be such fun! Even when she has a horseface, of course, of course.
The songs are in the playlist above. Not going to bother linking separately. I might even have been considerate enough to put them in order.
Delurked: Lots of good callouts in this one. Shotgun Blues by Guns N Roses.
pfluffy: Wild Horses by Bishop
WVR: Beer for My Horses by Toby Keith and Willie Nelson
Santino: Need one #3 on the list. Obsession by Animotion. Greatest video ever. It has held up so well.
CMNZ: Bring On The Dancing Horses by Echo and the Bunnymen