Hey Mr DJ: Blacked Edition

Alright, I had some other ideas for this week, but decided that honoring Black History Month would be a good distraction from all the subtly racist things I post fitting way to honor those people of dark-to-lightish brown color who we call “black” or “African-American” when we think we’re being polite.

Black History Month 2019 has sucked, thanks to Democratic politicians being reminded about fast times at Blackface High and gay-bashing Nigerians supporting MAGA country or something. Let’s raise our consciousness and show our gratitude this week with ONLY music performed by black artists. Give back a little….and maybe we can get off the hook for those reparations that we totally owe them.

Yes, you honkies, I said “we”. Let’s face facts. We have a healthy diversity of opinion here, but our readership is about as white and suburban as brunch with your typical Antifa snowflake. We don’t post that much “black” music here. Just stuff we like that are genres built around stolen authentic black music, particularly the blues. But hey, at least none of us totally goes so far as to steal black identity itself like so much Shaun King.

That’s it. Just celebrate black artists and their great achievements. Unironically. No weird themes or anything.

pfluffy: Ignition by R. Kelly

Santino: a lot by 21 Savage

WVR: Let Me Hold You by Bow Wow

Delurked: Violent Crimes by Kanye West